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Idiot Demotivational Poster

HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.

TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Losifer

DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am
This is good, thanks for the funny.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.77/5

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TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:29 am
Am I going to hell for giving this 5L?
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm
That river runneth over...

NARF - it was what pinky said.

TAGS: pinky narf idiot
Rating: 3/5
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:11 pm
And "Poit" and "Zort" and "Troz" and...I know far too much about this for my own good.


HOMO STUPIDUS - Darwin didn't see that one coming.

HILARIOUS - This is not Retard

TAGS: hilarious air guitar idiot retard cat
Rating: 2.78/5

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Sean - October 27, 2008, 12:54 pm
Well done Dobbo. And tunnel bait (though now annoyingly played out) is kinda like a "ghost net" aka a "drift net": it continues to trap bottom-dwelling fish for months or years to come.
Culos - October 27, 2008, 9:10 am
Hilarious is in the eye of the beholder. Yoda speak however is both retarded and annoying

IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"

TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 4/5

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thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)

INBREEDING - This is why it's a bad idea.

TAGS: idiots fail
Rating: 4.67/5

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INBREEDING - Unless you're trying to create a race of super morons, don't do it.

TAGS: idiots
Rating: 3.24/5

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MalicE - April 14, 2010, 5:18 am
LOL! 5 inbred lions! I am ashamed to admit they come from South Africa...

LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!

TAGS: fail darwin idiot
Rating: 4.6/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 3:03 pm
I meant to tag this with "lego escher too much time". How can I change the tags?

IDIOT - my plans you have ruined

STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.

TAGS: stupidity idiot funny moron chair funny
Rating: 4.76/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:50 pm
It would have been so much easier to just to ***e his ears down and pull him out.



GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?

TAGS: gang signs idiots thugs wannabe
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm
West-side arthritics, yo!


TAGS: idiot test kitd
Rating: 4.41/5

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carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm
(carebear BANNED)

NASCAR - This is what happens when. One idiot decides to, takes a right turn.

TAGS: crash nascar idiot
Rating: 3.82/5

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Densaku - March 8, 2010, 4:36 pm
CRASHES:.....The only reason why NASCARs are worth watching.

AWESOME - Some people are born with it

LAWS - They exist because sometime, somewhere, some idiot found a brand new way to screw up

TAGS: laws dogs ban idiot
Rating: 4.87/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:23 pm
Pretty sure that's meant to be a "no walking your dog in this park/area" sign, but that red line creates some dangerous ambiguity! :P
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:13 pm
lol that would need more than an idiot to do this...

SUPER GLUE - An IQ test in a tiny tube.

TAGS: idiot super glue
Rating: 4.98/5

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taxiinthesky - August 25, 2011, 8:02 am
5 stuck appendages!
Airman - August 4, 2011, 11:22 am
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:47 pm
I'll give you 5 once my fingers aren't stuck together.
Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 7:59 am


PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.

TAGS: texting parent baby idiot funny
Rating: 4.85/5

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Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:19 pm
You could upload the pic to Stupid Humans and/or Societies Mirror

BLUETOOTH IDIOT - No matter how cool you think you are, using that thing brands you an assclown.

TAGS: bt idiot
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - March 11, 2010, 9:22 pm
I always wondered if I could be an a**clown... if I tried hard enough. Turns out I've been one for years!

1...2....3.....4 - WAIT A MINUTE

TAGS: soccer idiot
Rating: 3.67/5

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Dude 4515 - March 1, 2010, 2:33 pm
OH MY GOD! that's hilarious! 5L!

21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.

TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think

I'M SORRY - It's Cancer.... In your common sense.

SOCIAL ACTIVISTS - If you postin' 'bout Kony I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids and your status saved none.

TAGS: kony idiots
Rating: 4.22/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:04 am

IDIOTS - if this picture doesn't show reload the page

TAGS: idiots
Rating: 4.07/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - November 3, 2011, 4:04 pm
it should say "if you want to see how to keep an idiot busy look at the picture. refresh if it isn't showing"

KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.

TAGS: kung fu panda fat idiot drunk air kick
Rating: 2.78/5

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cali - November 4, 2008, 10:19 pm
haha. the hole... in his crotch. haha :D
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:51 pm

PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.

TAGS: stupid retard dumb idiot textfake yahoo answers
Rating: 3.97/5

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aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am
Look what Cam found online!!!


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.

IDIOTS - If this offended you, then I'm afraid i've got bad news...

TAGS: idiots
Rating: 1.9/5
aPauling - September 10, 2008, 8:52 am
What does it say?

FLORIDA - 60% Mexicans 30% Elderly 20% Idiots who can't count

TAGS: florida idiots mexicans
Rating: 4.53/5

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Jalozyin - September 12, 2011, 4:28 am
Actually, I was going more for a 'voter count' joke. But, meh. :P
lechacal - July 21, 2011, 9:06 am
Cubans, not Mexicans.
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"I love the shape of Florida. It looks like it's pissing on Cuba" Gallagher
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:10 am
"Florida is one big Yankee retirement home" Lewis Grizzard


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

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Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.

LEASHES - Now available in innocent-looking child backpacks.

TAGS: leash fail idiot bad parenting
Rating: 4.37/5

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Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 10:16 pm
Mom needs a slap
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
*hard to imagine
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm
I foresee an awkward mother-son intervention looming. Of course it's hard any non-awkward mother-son such things. Hard, but not impossible.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:41 pm
We've strayed past a few indecent innuendos there, too.
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:38 pm
*snickers* And what does it mean when your mother is actually holding that "monkey" by the tail? I think we've strayed way past ritalin on this one.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:27 pm
Too soon in life to have a monkey on your back.

SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.

TRANSPORT FAIL - Just need Your MaMa to sit on the front bumper, then we gtg!

TAGS: idiot fridge transport
Rating: 4.31/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:57 pm
Arraigned? THAT gets 5L's! Unless it was unintentional, then it gets 5LOL's!
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:44 am
Thankfully, an officer saw that before the guy could get on the road and made sure he arraigned for safer transportation


AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"

TAGS: tornado americans idiots
Rating: 2.11/5

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DickDonggler - December 20, 2008, 11:08 am
The Americans who live in "Tornado Alley" at least understand the risks and don't b**** and moan when their house is mowed down, unlike in New Orleans (which is BELOW SEA LEVEL) where just about everyone acted like it was a big f***ing surprise.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 7:22 pm
Now I agree with you there. Only Americans would move right back to the same area "again" and wait for it to happen "again". This is a get out of here free card on the Fed or insurance or whatever means you got.
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:23 pm
And yet, they'll be done rebuilding their town before New Orleans, and New Orleans had a 2 year head start.
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 12:05 pm
I think you guys missed the point here. There is an area called Tornado Alley. There isn't a place in Africa called AIDS or a place in India called Diseases.
d - July 19, 2008, 11:51 pm
your reading too many books, theres no ring of fire except down your pants mate
God - June 27, 2008, 9:09 pm
Africans see AIDS and war all over the place. I'd GTFO of there if I were them.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:40 pm
And what are those idiots in India thinking, what with all the diseases? They should move, too.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:39 pm
Yeah...and New Zealanders are the only ones dumb enough to live in the Ring of Fire.

TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!

GROUP THINK - Overcoming reason since the dawn of civilization.

SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!

TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's

ALSO - Forgot the 'E.'

TAGS: tattoo tattoos idiot moron
Rating: 1.8/5

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Robert H - December 17, 2008, 7:50 pm
Thats actually a W in old english. It gets commonly mistaken for a M.
Sean - July 10, 2008, 2:24 pm
Hey M.W.L.F. do you guys happen to have any hitmen on retainer. I suspect that Brian will happily chip in on this one.


TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

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MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm
very poor taste...love it! lol

SUPERSTITIOUS NUT-JOBS - They call un-believers crazy. If this is their definition of sane, I'll be perfectly content with crazy...

TAGS: religious idiots
Rating: 2.94/5

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Derek - June 13, 2010, 5:30 pm
I suspect the hints at the bottom are about more than just colour.

A SUPER HERO - You're doing it wrong.


BE PATIENT WITH IDIOTS - It is not easy to comprehend That one does not comprehend

TAGS: idiots patience
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:28 pm
I'm sorry, I tried being patient with idiots, I've tried, really I have. And it only ends with me shouting, and the wife saying, "Stop yelling at them; stop pelting them with rocks; they're only humans!" Then I start wishing I never came to this planet.
TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 7:47 pm
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:56 pm
Maybe he's clever, and desiring solitude, put those signs there.
rerun - May 8, 2012, 7:16 pm

pretty deep thought, accurate as hell


TAGS: idiots comedians humor jokes fail
Rating: 3.95/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:43 pm
be nice :)
NotJustAWittyFace - January 16, 2012, 8:59 pm
i always hated this comedian
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:29 pm
I barely recognized him, must be early career. Good work
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
Thanks Mao .
djrcreative - January 16, 2012, 3:37 pm
Dane Cook. In the least flattering ph**ograph I could find of him. ;)
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:47 pm
Who Is He ?

THIS IS GOING TO END WELL... - Lets just hope the trainers got a good lawyer.

TAGS: dumb stupid idiot
Rating: 3.33/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:58 pm
For God's sake, keep the camera rolling!

BOY SCOUT - Kid dressed like an idiot, led by an idiot, who's dressed like a kid.

REGRET - It's written all over your face.

TAGS: regret idiot tattoo face
Rating: 2/5

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rerun - January 3, 2010, 11:04 am

he still has some canvas around his neck....rope tat maybe?

A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori

TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

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caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am

you could post the pic to another site as well.


TAGS: idiot sanity sh**tyz
Rating: 4.2/5

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mrwhyte - February 4, 2011, 1:50 pm
Now this does actually look kinda cool.. Gonna be retarded when he's 60 but w/e.. His septim ring is a little small tho
forseti - December 19, 2010, 5:52 pm
it's his body, so let him do whatever he wants to do with it. It's attitudes like yours that... ahh, nevermind. We're not at politifake, so I'll spare you. ;)
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 1:04 pm
It's people like this guy that make me think we should be able to lock people up base on terrible life decisions that point to insanity.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 1:03 pm
It's people like this guy that make me think we should be able to lock people up base on terrible life decisions that point to insanity.

PARENTS - We're not being condescending We're too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY - This guy has been listening to R Kelly way too much

TAGS: r kelly flying idiot bike
Rating: 3.88/5

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MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:30 pm
Jeez, did he died??? ;)

EPIC FAIL - 5-21-11 came and I've yet to see a single earthquake, much less an apocolypse..

TAGS: idiot fail
Rating: 3.1/5

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GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 8:50 pm
Where was that finger last?
Sean - May 22, 2011, 12:26 am
He's right you know. I believe in bacon.
champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:19 am
Don't mock religion. Even atheists believe in something. 1epipic fail
dbeatham - May 21, 2011, 10:44 pm
I thought i was rapturing earlyer,but it just turned out to be gas

OWNED - Driver: What the hell? Firefighter: that's what i was thinking when i busted that bastards window out Driver: ..................

TAGS: idiot
Rating: 4.7/5

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dslohand - May 11, 2012, 10:24 pm
Lol i just love it I'd love to see the drivers face when he returns
vin2732 - February 19, 2012, 2:08 pm
I know i am a firefighter in NC i herd this story about a buddy doing this so i made this.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 1:03 am
Believe it or not, that's legal. The law in most places says that firefighters can do whatever damage is needed to fight a fire.

DROPPING THE BALL - is one way of putting it that you're not up to the task.


TAGS: why do idiots tend to have strong necks
Rating: 4.08/5

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rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:42 am
I work as a Senior Lead Support for a popular cellphone company and I'd have to say that patience can be tempered...5 unbroken pencils.
Sean - May 6, 2010, 11:44 pm
Thanks, Sparrowgirl. I happen to love sparrows ... and girls ... but differently. Sorry. That came out awkward like. If only there was some way to delete a comment after you typed it but before you post it. Ah well ....
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 11:15 pm
Excellent! 5L
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:10 am
5 Life lessons!

YOUR SON - Wearing this t-shirt is the closest he gets to being a rocket scientist.

THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARD - Some are just more obvious than others.

BUSH - The most powerful man in the world. Oh dear...

TAGS: bush binoculars idiot
Rating: 1.78/5

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Nothing to see here - August 16, 2009, 10:39 pm
Some military binoculars, such as those used by snipers and the like, don't have round lenses but have slits so that they don't stick out as much in the wild.
Norp - August 14, 2009, 10:21 am
In the Obama world those two military guys would be bused-in ACORN drones pretending to be Obama-loving military men.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:39 pm
IS that really the best you can do there mark. Im surprised you didnt find a way to blame this little snafu on obama.
Mark - January 27, 2009, 4:28 pm
There's one of these with Clinton and I'm sure there will be one of Obama any minute now.
? - December 25, 2008, 2:48 am
the caps are on the lenses! well at least he has heart.
Yeah... - November 28, 2008, 1:46 am
I don't get it.

TOO LEGIT. - Because it's hard to quit, if you're too legit.

literal spaghetti dinner -

TAGS: idiot
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:44 pm
Hey cut the hubby a little slack...probably took him 15 minutes 'til he read the print on the box that said "Open Other End".
EmilioDumphque - November 7, 2014, 10:53 am
He took the extra step of taking it out of the package?
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 5:52 pm
Maybe, put the Chinese take-out place on speed dial?
GaryO - November 6, 2014, 3:23 pm
maoworks2 - November 6, 2014, 8:43 am
I Like That , Good One What No Meat Balls ?5L


TAGS: bicile idiot to dumb to quit prof
Rating: 4.75/5

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spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:48 pm
Nice one. You're doing well kay9. Welcome and keep it up. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 11:55 am
5L kay
rerun - August 12, 2010, 10:45 am



SUPERMAN YOU IDIOT - No one can throw a kid that high; your covers blown!!

TAGS: superman baby high bad idiot
Rating: 3.86/5

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zoomer296 - March 9, 2013, 7:53 pm
I love it when a grammar nazi fails.
zazale - June 13, 2011, 10:01 am
LOL Grammar FAIL.. I can't believe I missed that one!!
RexyD - June 13, 2011, 5:34 am
That's "grammar"
the1stCOMMI3 - June 12, 2011, 4:37 pm
grammer *cover's blown* 5till, pretty funny



IDIOTS - She can beat me with her experience anytime...

TAGS: paris hilton idiot
Rating: 1.76/5
BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 10:36 am
Oh, so you want herpes?
murderblade - December 29, 2008, 7:31 pm
idiots, most can spell they.

Texting While Driving -

Why Zombies Hate Hallowe'en -

TAGS: halloween zombies costumes idiots
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:23 pm
Alrighty...check it out as soon as I can...thanks!
MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:22 pm
Thanks for the vote. Kinda bummed cuz the local Zombie walk this year has been cancelled. Too bad it was so much fun.
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:29 pm
MissPriss I made a little card for you couple weeks ago in the forum moticaption has returned, page 3 :)
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:20 pm
Haha, that's great! 5L


IF "I THINK, THEREFORE I AM" - Then... I must be surrounded by hallucinations


BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.

TAGS: batman bruce wayne billionaire commie idiot
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:14 pm
LMAO!!!! 5L
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:56 am
LMAO Wit...5 mishandled lucky a** Poodles to you

YOU IDIOT! - Put your drink in the cupholder, it's going to spill if you leave it there.

GRAND LARCENY - What else would you call the fleecing of the American taxpayer?

TAGS: obama idiot lazy liberal fail
Rating: 3.3/5

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Oiler - January 16, 2013, 12:44 pm
Isn't the fleecing of the American taxpayer an ongoing thing, regardless of who is in office? There will never be the right guy, because there is NO right guy.
falloutghoul - January 8, 2013, 8:58 am
More like the ones that fight over it and can't get **** done.
robbidos - January 7, 2013, 2:35 pm
It's called government, just ask the ones who spend your money: Congress.


COMING SOON - Night Of The Living Idiots.

Double facepalm -

TAGS: facepalm stupid idiot facepalm lol ignorant
Rating: 2.9/5

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Adich - December 8, 2008, 4:24 pm
Haha facepalm when atheists have to pray for humanity. :P

THIS POSTER IS EVERYWHERE - I wonder what idiot made the original

TAGS: europe idiot original south america
Rating: 2.71/5

FREE CAR WASH - The cheap way to DIY

CARS - Looks like Lightning McQueen Really doesn't like Owen Smith anymore

TAGS: cars eating owen smith *****le idiot bad actor
Rating: 2.58/5

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rerun - December 29, 2009, 7:33 pm

Joshy - you will get better with time. don't let a hater bother you
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:25 pm
Don't bother, Joshy.... bovee hasn't even made a poster here. We all have ones we wish were gone, believe me. Just keep plugging away... it's all about fun.
Joshy8632 - December 29, 2009, 7:23 pm
yeah i noticed that after i made it
Bovee - December 29, 2009, 6:27 pm
if you mean Owen "Wilson" you fail.

IDIOTS - Some just can't appreciate music

TAGS: metallica idiots music guitar
Rating: 2.21/5

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lol - March 25, 2009, 1:11 am
Death Magnetic was surpisingly good after the 5th listen, now its one of my favourites, and im an old school metallica fan.
guest - February 7, 2009, 1:29 pm
not really good music since 1991
lolman - January 14, 2009, 6:31 pm
I agree they are sell outs, my last ticket for a concert cost me $600, i would have paid anything. They sell out every show they do, they are the best band in the world. People who say "Selling out' cant play an instrument usually and masturbate regular
Vanner - January 2, 2009, 5:29 pm
As i didnt upload this pile of **** i'm afraid i cant take any credit for it...... next
CPL. Mike Marts USMC - January 2, 2009, 4:34 pm
Selloung out? Sure...they SELL OUT EVERY d*** CONCERT THEY PLAY!!! Just because they have the balls to play what they want, when they want and look how they want...somebody's always gotta b****! f*** you dumbasses!!!! Metallica kicks a**!



TAGS: road trip wrong turn idiots signs noobs
Rating: 4.63/5

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autumnspirit - February 9, 2011, 11:41 pm
Ignorance is Bliss!
5150monkeylove - February 9, 2011, 9:30 pm
especially when the law allows them to get away with anything, huh?


TAGS: fine line fishing idiot
Rating: 3.61/5

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agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:57 pm
LMAO! I think MO is working on some latent urges.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:57 pm
*"golf" (not gold???)
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:56 pm
Dammit MO, I was talkin' to aggiford.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:56 pm
That'd be like zappin' fish in a barrel ... which would be the OTHER "gold" of cruelty sports. Only the willing victim would not be nearly as mentally agile.
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:54 pm
Don't taze me bro!!! zzzzzz *snickers*
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:53 pm
Me next, me next!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:51 pm
By "hoser" I'll a**ume you mean "tazer" ... hey, look! Behind you!
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:44 pm
No way hoser! Take off eh!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:43 pm
Hey MO ... hold still, bro.
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:31 pm
Funny, but I like.... oh, fine.
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:29 pm
Get that tazer delivered yet, Sean?
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:27 pm
No line at all. Fishing is the "golf" of recreational cruelty.
Ed-Hyde - July 28, 2009, 10:34 am
Standing on the beach . . . listening to the wife . . . standing on the beach . . . Gotta go with standing on the beach.
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 9:32 am
i like this one.done it lots
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:43 am
Hooks snag on chicken wire.
RONSART - July 28, 2009, 1:33 am
Thx Mr. TrashHeap...nope never made one...have be a**igned some in the bottom of mine...but just there because of this last re-adjustment...so staying quiet...lol...sure others of mine are lost, but can,t find yet...lol Tunnels Suck...Reposts Suck...etc.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:56 am
5L Ron. Ypo are the f***in master. So in over 1000 posters have you made a single tunnel?
MO - July 27, 2009, 8:03 pm
Mines got two slap chops!!! She'll hook us up!!! (and a purdy mean right hook)
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:59 pm
Duuuuude!!! Dude?
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:57 pm
I'll have my girl make sammiches. Dudes shouldn't make sammiches for other dudes.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:52 pm
No h***er! YOU bring samichez, I bring Becks.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:50 pm
Fishing mit da tuna fish? I'm partial to chicken or (shaddup) pizza... when I fish, I.... wait.... is another dude offering to make sammiches for me? Ummmmm...
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:46 pm
You don't like Becks...light, but I'd buy you some motor oil. You bring tuna fish samichez.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:31 pm
(bring beer)
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:14 pm
If it was easy, they'd call it catching....just saying.

DEVOTION... - Ardent, often selfless affection and dedication, as to a person or principle no matter how dumb you look.

TAGS: what an idiot
Rating: 3.13/5

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bassboy195 - March 2, 2010, 3:28 pm
WOO zune XD [anything but ipod]

JACK - Sure, I traded the cow for Magic Beans... Magic Beans that we can grow more cows with! Who's simple NOW Ma?

LIFE - This is what happens when you have none...

TAGS: idiots videogames cod
Rating: 2.86/5

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Benlulz - December 18, 2010, 6:27 pm
Everyone has his hobby, i do too game a lot but at least it's not as extreme as these guys. 3 For the effort.

EBAY - Just like con-men, punishing the stupid.


RACISTS - Not everything written in a different language is Mexican That's Portuguese.

TAGS: racist mexican portuguese idiot
Rating: 2.21/5

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lol - January 26, 2009, 6:43 am
And by the way, Mexicans speak... spanish??? hahaha. Ignorant bastards...
lol - January 26, 2009, 6:42 am
And by the way, Mexicans speak... spanish??? hahaha. Ignorant bastards...
1337_h4xor - September 16, 2008, 2:22 pm
mexican guat w/e same thing, speak english or gtfo
... - July 13, 2008, 7:40 pm
When did 'american' become a 'race'? *blinka* Nation. Sure. natoinality... You are pushing it. But a Race? The only race 'american' counts in involves "NASCAR"...
This guy - June 2, 2008, 3:23 pm
What's the difference anyway? Its American or its NOT AMERICAN!

FAIL - Idiocy knows no bounds.

I'M OVERQUALIFIED - to be an idiot.

RUMOUR HAS IT - that Jesus would go to Yoshis house

GOOD POINT - Nicely said.

He Said What? -

TAGS: puick up lines for complete idiots
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:49 pm
Oh go ahead...you're Jesus, you're kinda like a cat...what life are you on now? Love the 5 full sized cats, thanks!
JesusWept - January 17, 2014, 3:48 pm
Hmm...i think i'll try that one sometime hehe. L L L L L

Lost In Space -

TAGS: government universe stupidity morons idiots
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - January 3, 2014, 5:44 am
Just noticed this. Take it back, Priss. I love Rob Ford. I'd take him over the opposition any time.
Greybeard - December 1, 2013, 9:41 pm
The stack has been building for the better part of 30 years....LoL
Bolverk3778 - December 1, 2013, 9:48 am
Totally agree. I thought that the politicians in the UK were nuts till I caught a a load of some of your 'Representatives' of both houses on C-Span recently. You have a bigger stack of deadwood blocking up your government than we do!!
Greybeard - November 29, 2013, 9:42 pm
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:56 am
They forgot the super charged morons like Rob Ford! Hey ya grey glad to "see" ya back! 5L for the poster and your timely return.