Idiot Demotivational Poster
HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.
EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.
NARF - it was what pinky said.
SOME DAYS -
HOMO STUPIDUS - Darwin didn't see that one coming.
HILARIOUS - This is not Retard
IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"
INBREEDING - This is why it's a bad idea.
INBREEDING - Unless you're trying to create a race of super morons, don't do it.
LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!
IDIOT - my plans you have ruined
STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.
SHOPPING FOR IDIOTS -
SOMETHING TELLS ME -
GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?
NASCAR - This is what happens when. One idiot decides to, takes a right turn.
AWESOME - Some people are born with it
LAWS - They exist because sometime, somewhere, some idiot found a brand new way to screw up
SUPER GLUE - An IQ test in a tiny tube.
PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.
BLUETOOTH IDIOT - No matter how cool you think you are, using that thing brands you an assclown.
1...2....3.....4 - WAIT A MINUTE
KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.
21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.
I'M SORRY - It's Cancer.... In your common sense.
SOCIAL ACTIVISTS - If you postin' 'bout Kony I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids and your status saved none.
IDIOTS - if this picture doesn't show reload the page
FLORIDA - 60% Mexicans 30% Elderly 20% Idiots who can't count
PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.
HABU SAKI -
IDIOTS - If this offended you, then I'm afraid i've got bad news...
SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.
STUPID QUESTIONS -
LEASHES - Now available in innocent-looking child backpacks.
TRANSPORT FAIL - Just need Your MaMa to sit on the front bumper, then we gtg!
TROLLS, DO NOT FEED THEM -
AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"
TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!
GROUP THINK - Overcoming reason since the dawn of civilization.
SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!
ALSO - Forgot the 'E.'
KENT STATE... NATIONAL GUARD-4, KENT STATE-0 -
SUPERSTITIOUS NUT-JOBS - They call un-believers crazy. If this is their definition of sane, I'll be perfectly content with crazy...
A SUPER HERO - You're doing it wrong.
GO WITH THE FLOW... -
BE PATIENT WITH IDIOTS - It is not easy to comprehend That one does not comprehend
THE BUTT OF EVERYONE'S JOKES -
THIS IS GOING TO END WELL... - Lets just hope the trainers got a good lawyer.
BOY SCOUT - Kid dressed like an idiot, led by an idiot, who's dressed like a kid.
REGRET - It's written all over your face.
A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori
PARENTS - We're not being condescending We're too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand
I BELIEVE I CAN FLY - This guy has been listening to R Kelly way too much
EPIC FAIL - 5-21-11 came and I've yet to see a single earthquake, much less an apocolypse..
OWNED - Driver: What the hell? Firefighter: that's what i was thinking when i busted that bastards window out Driver: ..................
DROPPING THE BALL - is one way of putting it that you're not up to the task.
YOUR SON - Wearing this t-shirt is the closest he gets to being a rocket scientist.
THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARD - Some are just more obvious than others.
BUSH - The most powerful man in the world. Oh dear...
TOO LEGIT. - Because it's hard to quit, if you're too legit.
literal spaghetti dinner -
WELL... - HE TASTES OK, I GUESS. YOU CIRCLE AROUND AND TAKE HIM OFF-GUARD..
SUPERMAN YOU IDIOT - No one can throw a kid that high; your covers blown!!
DON VITO SAYS WHAT? -
IDIOTS - She can beat me with her experience anytime...
Texting While Driving -
Why Zombies Hate Hallowe'en -
"IF YOU HOLD A CAT BY THE TAIL" -
IF "I THINK, THEREFORE I AM" - Then... I must be surrounded by hallucinations
DR. EVIL -
BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.
YOU IDIOT! - Put your drink in the cupholder, it's going to spill if you leave it there.
GRAND LARCENY - What else would you call the fleecing of the American taxpayer?
COMING SOON - Night Of The Living Idiots.
Double facepalm -
THIS POSTER IS EVERYWHERE - I wonder what idiot made the original
FREE CAR WASH - The cheap way to DIY
CARS - Looks like Lightning McQueen Really doesn't like Owen Smith anymore
IDIOTS - Some just can't appreciate music
PLEASE - DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
ROAD TRIP -
FINE LINE -
DEVOTION... - Ardent, often selfless affection and dedication, as to a person or principle no matter how dumb you look.
JACK - Sure, I traded the cow for Magic Beans... Magic Beans that we can grow more cows with! Who's simple NOW Ma?
LIFE - This is what happens when you have none...
GEORGE BUSH -
EBAY - Just like con-men, punishing the stupid.
RACISTS - Not everything written in a different language is Mexican That's Portuguese.
FAIL - Idiocy knows no bounds.
I'M OVERQUALIFIED - to be an idiot.
RUMOUR HAS IT - that Jesus would go to Yoshis house
GOOD POINT - Nicely said.
He Said What? -
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