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Idiot Demotivational Poster


HI - I don't want a job.... Ever.


TAGS: loser idiot face tattoo
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Losifer

DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:09 pm, #234549
He should take a good look in the mirror before blaming others for his misfortunes.
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:02 pm, #234548
Sorry about that, what I meant to say is that they should look themselves in the mirror fist before they start blaming others for thei misfortunes
rerun - May 12, 2012, 7:02 pm, #234543

wow DonQ, care to clarify your feelings here?
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 2:14 pm, #234527
You guys have this all wrong!!! It`s not his fault he can`tget a job, it`s the jews,hispanics,blacks and orientals fault!!!
rudeboy308 - August 4, 2011, 5:45 pm, #222436
In this crummy job market, how can I make myself even less employable? Never get a tattoo where a judge can see it, is what I was told! 5 L's.
tellitlikeitis - August 4, 2011, 7:10 am, #222417
This is good, thanks for the funny.


EVERY TIME YOU ASK A STUPID QUESTION.. - God kills a kitten.


TAGS: don t ask stupid questions kitten idiot dumb
Rating: 3.74/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:11 pm, #239423
ROTFLMAO! XD
1enferno - December 17, 2009, 6:15 pm, #146390
This is funny. It deserves a LOL~
peteyb - November 21, 2009, 11:34 pm, #138636
love it-want this for my office
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124765
Cuuuuuute kitty, though!
agdaniele - October 8, 2009, 12:42 am, #124763
When I figur it ou.... shaddup.
ICEMAN - October 8, 2009, 12:40 am, #124760
How come? Why? Where did you hear that? Is that true? What's the deal with that? Ok, how many kittens is that?
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:57 pm, #124678
That river runneth over...


NARF - it was what pinky said.


TAGS: pinky narf idiot
Rating: 3/5
Ernie - September 6, 2008, 4:11 pm, #19322
And "Poit" and "Zort" and "Troz" and...I know far too much about this for my own good.


SOME DAYS -




HOMO STUPIDUS - Darwin didn't see that one coming.




HILARIOUS - This is not Retard


TAGS: hilarious air guitar idiot retard cat
Rating: 2.78/5

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Sean - October 27, 2008, 12:54 pm, #30727
Well done Dobbo. And tunnel bait (though now annoyingly played out) is kinda like a "ghost net" aka a "drift net": it continues to trap bottom-dwelling fish for months or years to come.
Culos - October 27, 2008, 9:10 am, #30684
Hilarious is in the eye of the beholder. Yoda speak however is both retarded and annoying


IDIOT - Can there be ANY doubt in court what the answer will be to: "Can you identify the man who assaulted you?"


TAGS: idiot stupid dumb criminal tattoo
Rating: 4/5

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thwolf - November 30, 2010, 8:37 pm, #204877
@ IllicoPresto. No, no he did not get a job.
IllicoPresto - November 30, 2010, 7:37 pm, #204865
Hey, he shaved off his beard! I wonder if he ever got a job? See # 80584
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:57 am, #204796
crap.... right cheek. 3 L chief
5150monkeylove - November 30, 2010, 1:56 am, #204795
He isn't a relative of mine. (left cheek)


INBREEDING - This is why it's a bad idea.


TAGS: idiots fail
Rating: 4.67/5

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INBREEDING - Unless you're trying to create a race of super morons, don't do it.


TAGS: idiots
Rating: 3.15/5

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MalicE - April 14, 2010, 5:18 am, #171227
LOL! 5 inbred lions! I am ashamed to admit they come from South Africa...


LEGO ESCHER - Proof that some people have WAY too much time on their hands!


TAGS: fail darwin idiot
Rating: 4.6/5

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twill1962 - October 7, 2012, 3:03 pm, #239834
I meant to tag this with "lego escher too much time". How can I change the tags?


IDIOT - my plans you have ruined




STUPIDITY - Some people are only alive, because it is illegal to shoot them.


TAGS: stupidity idiot funny moron chair funny
Rating: 4.76/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 2:50 pm, #246917
It would have been so much easier to just to ***e his ears down and pull him out.


SHOPPING FOR IDIOTS -




SOMETHING TELLS ME -




GANG SIGNS - It's not cerebral palsy...or is it?


TAGS: gang signs idiots thugs wannabe
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - August 24, 2009, 6:09 pm, #111648
West-side arthritics, yo!


TEMPTATIONS -


TAGS: idiot test kitd
Rating: 4.41/5

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carebear - March 7, 2012, 7:27 pm, #230859
(carebear BANNED)


NASCAR - This is what happens when. One idiot decides to, takes a right turn.


TAGS: crash nascar idiot
Rating: 3.82/5

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Densaku - March 8, 2010, 4:36 pm, #163188
CRASHES:.....The only reason why NASCARs are worth watching.


LAWS - They exist because sometime, somewhere, some idiot found a brand new way to screw up


TAGS: laws dogs ban idiot
Rating: 4.87/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:23 pm, #226610
Pretty sure that's meant to be a "no walking your dog in this park/area" sign, but that red line creates some dangerous ambiguity! :P
jejeloman - November 21, 2011, 9:13 pm, #226028
lol that would need more than an idiot to do this...


SUPER GLUE - An IQ test in a tiny tube.


TAGS: idiot super glue
Rating: 4.98/5

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taxiinthesky - August 25, 2011, 8:02 am, #223478
5 stuck appendages!
Airman - August 4, 2011, 11:22 am, #222425
lol
spacedog - August 3, 2011, 10:47 pm, #222402
I'll give you 5 once my fingers aren't stuck together.
Reality Lord - August 3, 2011, 7:59 am, #222370

am5ome!!!!!!!!!!!!


PROOF POSITIVE - Any self-centered, irresponsible idiot can become a parent.


TAGS: texting parent baby idiot funny
Rating: 4.85/5

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Verdeckt - September 4, 2011, 5:19 pm, #223924
You could upload the pic to Stupid Humans and/or Societies Mirror


1...2....3.....4 - WAIT A MINUTE


TAGS: soccer idiot
Rating: 3.67/5

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Dude 4515 - March 1, 2010, 2:33 pm, #161257
OH MY GOD! that's hilarious! 5L!


21ST CENTURY BREAKDOWN - Do you know the Enemy? Repetitive lyrics and tunes, political catch phrases.They're the enemy. You used to be punk.


TAGS: diddnt we hear this already on american idiot
Rating: 2.37/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:55 pm, #89298
To be clear i am a Green Day fan and have been for years but even I think the latest albums are lame and grasping.
TheTrashHeap - June 23, 2009, 7:53 pm, #89297
Green Day like Avril Lavigne is pop punk. Because the media call them punk the mainstream believes it. I believe even Green Day themselves would not describe their music as "punk". They are a rock band through and through. I have spoken.
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:22 pm, #89180
they don't care what anyone thinks and if that's not punk, then I've gotta reevaluate my definition Just because they don't conform to the definition of struggling, indie-label punk guys doesn't mean they aren't punk. They're the enemy only if you want it
CRaSH... - June 23, 2009, 2:18 pm, #89179
In the lyrical words of Billie Joe Armstrong "who the hell are you to tell me what I am and what's my master plan?" and (paraphrased) "I don't write music for grandmas or eight-year olds or fans, I write music for me" They don't care what the haters think


AWESOME - Some people are born with it




I'M SORRY - It's Cancer.... In your common sense.




SOCIAL ACTIVISTS - If you postin' 'bout Kony I feel bad for you son, he snatched 99 kids and your status saved none.


TAGS: kony idiots
Rating: 4.22/5

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spypengen - March 26, 2012, 9:04 am, #232047
THAT WOULD BE AN EPIC PARODY 5L'S AND A FAVORET


BLUETOOTH IDIOT - No matter how cool you think you are, using that thing brands you an assclown.


TAGS: bt idiot
Rating: 2.67/5

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agdaniele - March 11, 2010, 9:22 pm, #163974
I always wondered if I could be an a**clown... if I tried hard enough. Turns out I've been one for years!


IDIOTS - if this picture doesn't show reload the page


TAGS: idiots
Rating: 4.07/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - November 3, 2011, 4:04 pm, #225564
it should say "if you want to see how to keep an idiot busy look at the picture. refresh if it isn't showing"


KUNG-FU PANDA - Is a magical movie.


TAGS: kung fu panda fat idiot drunk air kick
Rating: 2.78/5

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cali - November 4, 2008, 10:19 pm, #33459
haha. the hole... in his crotch. haha :D
brock0lee - August 26, 2008, 2:51 pm, #16836
haha


PEOPLE LIKE THIS - are so dense, light bends around them.


TAGS: stupid retard dumb idiot textfake yahoo answers
Rating: 3.95/5

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aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:19 am, #126533
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them... [x2]
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 1:25 pm, #122119
When people post comments like that you HAVE to screw with them...
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 8:59 am, #121344
Look what Cam found online!!!


HABU SAKI -


TAGS: japan hadu saki alcohol weird f***ed random gross dumbass toilet humor stupid stupidity retard retards wrong hilarious fool fools internet ignorance idiot idiots funny motivational posters
Rating: 3.31/5

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Sidereal - January 11, 2010, 7:40 am, #151998
Crap spelling is ok though
agdaniele - January 10, 2010, 11:55 pm, #151918
Tags are good... but try to keep it under 'Ivanhoe' length.


IDIOTS - If this offended you, then I'm afraid i've got bad news...


TAGS: idiots
Rating: 1.9/5
aPauling - September 10, 2008, 8:52 am, #20197
What does it say?


FLORIDA - 60% Mexicans 30% Elderly 20% Idiots who can't count


TAGS: florida idiots mexicans
Rating: 4.53/5

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Jalozyin - September 12, 2011, 4:28 am, #224203
Actually, I was going more for a 'voter count' joke. But, meh. :P
lechacal - July 21, 2011, 9:06 am, #221667
Cubans, not Mexicans.
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:10 am, #221590
"I love the shape of Florida. It looks like it's pissing on Cuba" Gallagher
Cloudchaser - July 20, 2011, 1:10 am, #221589
"Florida is one big Yankee retirement home" Lewis Grizzard


STUPID QUESTIONS -


TAGS: just get me down you idiot i mean hey uhm little help
Rating: 3.48/5

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Zed - December 5, 2009, 3:04 am, #142798
Not to my knowledge, as my grandpa's quite dead. Ron may have known him, though...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 3:03 am, #142795
RON's yer grampa?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:50 am, #142780
Well, as my grandpa used to say: "Build a man a fire, he'll be warm for one night. SET a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life!"
MrRandom - December 5, 2009, 2:48 am, #142778
And what about the flame thrower?
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:46 am, #142774
Sean, it's JUST a chainsaw! I left the rocket launcher in the trunk, I promise!
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:45 am, #142771
Thanks, spacedog, and keep Zed the hell away from me.
spacedog - December 5, 2009, 2:43 am, #142769
Excellent Sean, 5Ls
agdaniele - December 5, 2009, 2:37 am, #142762
zed: Solution man.
Zed - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am, #142759
Okay, lemmee gas up the chainsaw...
Sean - December 5, 2009, 2:36 am, #142757
Thanks, but I guess I'm just tired of people asking me that question. Just get me the hell down from here/there/this/these/whatever.
Produceman117 - December 5, 2009, 2:31 am, #142748
On the money as usual, Sean. 5.


LEASHES - Now available in innocent-looking child backpacks.


TAGS: leash fail idiot bad parenting
Rating: 4.37/5

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Cubbybear - July 25, 2010, 10:16 pm, #186401
Mom needs a slap
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm, #186400
*hard to imagine
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:50 pm, #186399
I foresee an awkward mother-son intervention looming. Of course it's hard any non-awkward mother-son such things. Hard, but not impossible.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:41 pm, #186398
We've strayed past a few indecent innuendos there, too.
Sean - July 25, 2010, 9:38 pm, #186397
*snickers* And what does it mean when your mother is actually holding that "monkey" by the tail? I think we've strayed way past ritalin on this one.
agdaniele - July 25, 2010, 9:27 pm, #186394
Too soon in life to have a monkey on your back.


SCIENTOLOGISTS - We're not crazy..... the aliens told us so.




TRANSPORT FAIL - Just need Your MaMa to sit on the front bumper, then we gtg!


TAGS: idiot fridge transport
Rating: 4.31/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:57 pm, #224841
Arraigned? THAT gets 5L's! Unless it was unintentional, then it gets 5LOL's!
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:44 am, #223570
Thankfully, an officer saw that before the guy could get on the road and made sure he arraigned for safer transportation


AMERICANS - The only idiots that would willingly live in an area called "Tornado Alley"


TAGS: tornado americans idiots
Rating: 2.11/5

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DickDonggler - December 20, 2008, 11:08 am, #45671
The Americans who live in "Tornado Alley" at least understand the risks and don't b**** and moan when their house is mowed down, unlike in New Orleans (which is BELOW SEA LEVEL) where just about everyone acted like it was a big f***ing surprise.
Johnny - October 25, 2008, 7:22 pm, #30412
Now I agree with you there. Only Americans would move right back to the same area "again" and wait for it to happen "again". This is a get out of here free card on the Fed or insurance or whatever means you got.
Anonymous - October 23, 2008, 9:23 pm, #29902
And yet, they'll be done rebuilding their town before New Orleans, and New Orleans had a 2 year head start.
Johnny - October 1, 2008, 12:05 pm, #24759
I think you guys missed the point here. There is an area called Tornado Alley. There isn't a place in Africa called AIDS or a place in India called Diseases.
d - July 19, 2008, 11:51 pm, #10304
your reading too many books, theres no ring of fire except down your pants mate
God - June 27, 2008, 9:09 pm, #7367
Africans see AIDS and war all over the place. I'd GTFO of there if I were them.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:40 pm, #5181
And what are those idiots in India thinking, what with all the diseases? They should move, too.
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:39 pm, #5180
Yeah...and New Zealanders are the only ones dumb enough to live in the Ring of Fire.


TEXAS - Where the men are retards and the cows are very, very scared. Yup, weer that special! Hyuck!




GROUP THINK - Overcoming reason since the dawn of civilization.




SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!


TAGS: superman shakespeare idiot batman actors embarrassing
Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm, #133188
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm, #133186
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm, #133185
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm, #133183
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm, #133181
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm, #133163
LMFAO! 5 S's


KENT STATE... NATIONAL GUARD-4, KENT STATE-0 -


TAGS: 4may kentstate nationalguard protest idiotstudents
Rating: 4.25/5

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MPsniper - May 4, 2011, 6:20 pm, #218064
;-) thanks
alldayfighter - May 4, 2011, 2:35 pm, #218050
may the 4th be with you
DSATHeDRiZZLe - May 4, 2011, 1:04 pm, #218044
very poor taste...love it! lol


SUPERSTITIOUS NUT-JOBS - They call un-believers crazy. If this is their definition of sane, I'll be perfectly content with crazy...


TAGS: religious idiots
Rating: 2.94/5

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Derek - June 13, 2010, 5:30 pm, #180193
I suspect the hints at the bottom are about more than just colour.


A SUPER HERO - You're doing it wrong.




GO WITH THE FLOW... -




BE PATIENT WITH IDIOTS - It is not easy to comprehend That one does not comprehend


TAGS: idiots patience
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 4:28 pm, #238970
I'm sorry, I tried being patient with idiots, I've tried, really I have. And it only ends with me shouting, and the wife saying, "Stop yelling at them; stop pelting them with rocks; they're only humans!" Then I start wishing I never came to this planet.
TheSanityInspector - May 31, 2012, 7:47 pm, #235534
Ha!
EmilioDumphque - May 31, 2012, 3:56 pm, #235518
Maybe he's clever, and desiring solitude, put those signs there.
rerun - May 8, 2012, 7:16 pm, #234383

pretty deep thought, accurate as hell


THE BUTT OF EVERYONE'S JOKES -


TAGS: idiots comedians humor jokes fail
Rating: 3.95/5

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thesunshinesing - September 28, 2012, 4:43 pm, #239516
be nice :)
NotJustAWittyFace - January 16, 2012, 8:59 pm, #227682
i always hated this comedian
rodangol - January 16, 2012, 5:29 pm, #227671
I barely recognized him, must be early career. Good work
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 3:47 pm, #227665
Thanks Mao .
djrcreative - January 16, 2012, 3:37 pm, #227664
Dane Cook. In the least flattering ph**ograph I could find of him. ;)
maoworks2 - January 16, 2012, 2:47 pm, #227659
Who Is He ?


THIS IS GOING TO END WELL... - Lets just hope the trainers got a good lawyer.


TAGS: dumb stupid idiot
Rating: 3.33/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 12:58 pm, #211301
For God's sake, keep the camera rolling!


BOY SCOUT - Kid dressed like an idiot, led by an idiot, who's dressed like a kid.




REGRET - It's written all over your face.


TAGS: regret idiot tattoo face
Rating: 2/5

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rerun - January 3, 2010, 11:04 am, #149718

he still has some canvas around his neck....rope tat maybe?


ALSO - Forgot the 'E.'


TAGS: tattoo tattoos idiot moron
Rating: 1.8/5

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Robert H - December 17, 2008, 7:50 pm, #45037
Thats actually a W in old english. It gets commonly mistaken for a M.
Sean - July 10, 2008, 2:24 pm, #8816
Hey M.W.L.F. do you guys happen to have any hitmen on retainer. I suspect that Brian will happily chip in on this one.


A DOUCHE - The correct answer to: What is a guy with a maori tattoo who is clearly not a maori


TAGS: new zealand white guys idiot
Rating: 4.47/5

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caveman - July 4, 2011, 8:59 am, #220955
Well i did post it on there, but it was a couple hours after this particular one
440wakeup - July 4, 2011, 6:47 am, #220951
It automatically posted there, I was checking on my douche uploads and this was th frontpage, i saw it on that site first.
caveman - July 3, 2011, 11:23 am, #220919
Oh yeah, guess i didn't even realise
rerun - July 3, 2011, 11:09 am, #220917

you could post the pic to another site as well.


INTELLIGENCE -


TAGS: idiot sanity sh**tyz
Rating: 4.2/5

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mrwhyte - February 4, 2011, 1:50 pm, #211631
Now this does actually look kinda cool.. Gonna be retarded when he's 60 but w/e.. His septim ring is a little small tho
forseti - December 19, 2010, 5:52 pm, #207548
it's his body, so let him do whatever he wants to do with it. It's attitudes like yours that... ahh, nevermind. We're not at politifake, so I'll spare you. ;)
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 1:04 pm, #207531
It's people like this guy that make me think we should be able to lock people up base on terrible life decisions that point to insanity.
Donkasaurus - December 19, 2010, 1:03 pm, #207530
It's people like this guy that make me think we should be able to lock people up base on terrible life decisions that point to insanity.


PARENTS - We're not being condescending We're too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn't understand




I BELIEVE I CAN FLY - This guy has been listening to R Kelly way too much


TAGS: r kelly flying idiot bike
Rating: 3.88/5

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MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:30 pm, #234387
Jeez, did he died??? ;)


EPIC FAIL - 5-21-11 came and I've yet to see a single earthquake, much less an apocolypse..


TAGS: idiot fail
Rating: 3.1/5

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GySgt1811 - June 4, 2011, 8:50 pm, #219589
Where was that finger last?
Sean - May 22, 2011, 12:26 am, #218888
He's right you know. I believe in bacon.
champ99 - May 22, 2011, 12:19 am, #218885
Don't mock religion. Even atheists believe in something. 1epipic fail
dbeatham - May 21, 2011, 10:44 pm, #218877
I thought i was rapturing earlyer,but it just turned out to be gas


OWNED - Driver: What the hell? Firefighter: that's what i was thinking when i busted that bastards window out Driver: ..................


TAGS: idiot
Rating: 4.7/5

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dslohand - May 11, 2012, 10:24 pm, #234502
Lol i just love it I'd love to see the drivers face when he returns
vin2732 - February 19, 2012, 2:08 pm, #229819
I know i am a firefighter in NC i herd this story about a buddy doing this so i made this.
CloudchaserS - February 18, 2012, 1:03 am, #229774
Believe it or not, that's legal. The law in most places says that firefighters can do whatever damage is needed to fight a fire.


DROPPING THE BALL - is one way of putting it that you're not up to the task.




FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: why do idiots tend to have strong necks
Rating: 4.08/5

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rondollins1 - October 2, 2011, 4:42 am, #224697
I work as a Senior Lead Support for a popular cellphone company and I'd have to say that patience can be tempered...5 unbroken pencils.
Sean - May 6, 2010, 11:44 pm, #174967
Thanks, Sparrowgirl. I happen to love sparrows ... and girls ... but differently. Sorry. That came out awkward like. If only there was some way to delete a comment after you typed it but before you post it. Ah well ....
Sparrowgirl - May 2, 2010, 11:15 pm, #174433
Excellent! 5L
agdaniele - May 2, 2010, 1:10 am, #174309
5 Life lessons!


YOUR SON - Wearing this t-shirt is the closest he gets to being a rocket scientist.




THIS YEAR'S DARWIN AWARD - Some are just more obvious than others.




TROLLS, DO NOT FEED THEM -




BUSH - The most powerful man in the world. Oh dear...


TAGS: bush binoculars idiot
Rating: 1.78/5

More motifakes by Cameron

Nothing to see here - August 16, 2009, 10:39 pm, #108906
Some military binoculars, such as those used by snipers and the like, don't have round lenses but have slits so that they don't stick out as much in the wild.
Norp - August 14, 2009, 10:21 am, #108272
In the Obama world those two military guys would be bused-in ACORN drones pretending to be Obama-loving military men.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:39 pm, #77101
IS that really the best you can do there mark. Im surprised you didnt find a way to blame this little snafu on obama.
Mark - January 27, 2009, 4:28 pm, #55001
There's one of these with Clinton and I'm sure there will be one of Obama any minute now.
? - December 25, 2008, 2:48 am, #46574
the caps are on the lenses! well at least he has heart.
Yeah... - November 28, 2008, 1:46 am, #40324
I don't get it.


TOO LEGIT. - Because it's hard to quit, if you're too legit.




literal spaghetti dinner -


TAGS: idiot
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:44 pm, #257739
Hey cut the hubby a little slack...probably took him 15 minutes 'til he read the print on the box that said "Open Other End".
EmilioDumphque - November 7, 2014, 10:53 am, #257699
He took the extra step of taking it out of the package?
Thedge - November 6, 2014, 5:52 pm, #257677
Maybe, put the Chinese take-out place on speed dial?
GaryO - November 6, 2014, 3:23 pm, #257672
What?
maoworks2 - November 6, 2014, 8:43 am, #257665
I Like That , Good One What No Meat Balls ?5L


OBSTINATE -


TAGS: bicile idiot to dumb to quit prof
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:48 pm, #189093
Nice one. You're doing well kay9. Welcome and keep it up. 5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 11:55 am, #188999
5L kay
rerun - August 12, 2010, 10:45 am, #188996

fantastic


WELL... - HE TASTES OK, I GUESS. YOU CIRCLE AROUND AND TAKE HIM OFF-GUARD..




SUPERMAN YOU IDIOT - No one can throw a kid that high; your covers blown!!


TAGS: superman baby high bad idiot
Rating: 3.86/5

More motifakes by zazale

zoomer296 - March 9, 2013, 7:53 pm, #244154
I love it when a grammar nazi fails.
zazale - June 13, 2011, 10:01 am, #219936
LOL Grammar FAIL.. I can't believe I missed that one!!
RexyD - June 13, 2011, 5:34 am, #219932
That's "grammar"
the1stCOMMI3 - June 12, 2011, 4:37 pm, #219919
grammer *cover's blown* 5till, pretty funny


SOMEWHERE -




DON VITO SAYS WHAT? -




IDIOTS - She can beat me with her experience anytime...


TAGS: paris hilton idiot
Rating: 1.76/5
BriaHere - June 18, 2009, 10:36 am, #88000
Oh, so you want herpes?
murderblade - December 29, 2008, 7:31 pm, #47395
idiots, most can spell they.


Texting While Driving -




Why Zombies Hate Hallowe'en -


TAGS: halloween zombies costumes idiots
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:23 pm, #250434
Alrighty...check it out as soon as I can...thanks!
MissPriss - October 15, 2013, 9:22 pm, #250433
Thanks for the vote. Kinda bummed cuz the local Zombie walk this year has been cancelled. Too bad it was so much fun.
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:29 pm, #250426
MissPriss I made a little card for you couple weeks ago in the forum moticaption has returned, page 3 :)
chickenlittle - October 14, 2013, 11:20 pm, #250424
Haha, that's great! 5L


"IF YOU HOLD A CAT BY THE TAIL" -




IF "I THINK, THEREFORE I AM" - Then... I must be surrounded by hallucinations




DR. EVIL -




BRUCE WAYNE - Not so much a successful businessman as a failed communist.


TAGS: batman bruce wayne billionaire commie idiot
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 7:14 pm, #130025
LMAO!!!! 5L
BoneCD - October 23, 2009, 7:56 am, #129898
LMAO Wit...5 mishandled lucky a** Poodles to you


YOU IDIOT! - Put your drink in the cupholder, it's going to spill if you leave it there.




GRAND LARCENY - What else would you call the fleecing of the American taxpayer?


TAGS: obama idiot lazy liberal fail
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

Oiler - January 16, 2013, 12:44 pm, #242529
Isn't the fleecing of the American taxpayer an ongoing thing, regardless of who is in office? There will never be the right guy, because there is NO right guy.
falloutghoul - January 8, 2013, 8:58 am, #242288
More like the ones that fight over it and can't get **** done.
robbidos - January 7, 2013, 2:35 pm, #242256
It's called government, just ask the ones who spend your money: Congress.


CLONING -




COMING SOON - Night Of The Living Idiots.




Double facepalm -


TAGS: facepalm stupid idiot facepalm lol ignorant
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Asbjørn Frederiksen

Adich - December 8, 2008, 4:24 pm, #42860
Haha facepalm when atheists have to pray for humanity. :P


THIS POSTER IS EVERYWHERE - I wonder what idiot made the original


TAGS: europe idiot original south america
Rating: 2.71/5


FREE CAR WASH - The cheap way to DIY




CARS - Looks like Lightning McQueen Really doesn't like Owen Smith anymore


TAGS: cars eating owen smith *****le idiot bad actor
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Joshy8632

rerun - December 29, 2009, 7:33 pm, #148845

Joshy - you will get better with time. don't let a hater bother you
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:25 pm, #148843
Don't bother, Joshy.... bovee hasn't even made a poster here. We all have ones we wish were gone, believe me. Just keep plugging away... it's all about fun.
Joshy8632 - December 29, 2009, 7:23 pm, #148842
yeah i noticed that after i made it
Bovee - December 29, 2009, 6:27 pm, #148824
if you mean Owen "Wilson" you fail.


IDIOTS - Some just can't appreciate music


TAGS: metallica idiots music guitar
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Vanner

lol - March 25, 2009, 1:11 am, #67780
Death Magnetic was surpisingly good after the 5th listen, now its one of my favourites, and im an old school metallica fan.
guest - February 7, 2009, 1:29 pm, #57573
not really good music since 1991
lolman - January 14, 2009, 6:31 pm, #51997
I agree they are sell outs, my last ticket for a concert cost me $600, i would have paid anything. They sell out every show they do, they are the best band in the world. People who say "Selling out' cant play an instrument usually and masturbate regular
Vanner - January 2, 2009, 5:29 pm, #48591
As i didnt upload this pile of **** i'm afraid i cant take any credit for it...... next
CPL. Mike Marts USMC - January 2, 2009, 4:34 pm, #48582
Selloung out? Sure...they SELL OUT EVERY d*** CONCERT THEY PLAY!!! Just because they have the balls to play what they want, when they want and look how they want...somebody's always gotta b****! f*** you dumbasses!!!! Metallica kicks a**!


PLEASE - DON'T KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!




ROAD TRIP -


TAGS: road trip wrong turn idiots signs noobs
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by autumnspirit

autumnspirit - February 9, 2011, 11:41 pm, #212110
Ignorance is Bliss!
5150monkeylove - February 9, 2011, 9:30 pm, #212104
especially when the law allows them to get away with anything, huh?


FINE LINE -


TAGS: fine line fishing idiot
Rating: 3.61/5

More motifakes by ronsart

agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:57 pm, #101473
LMAO! I think MO is working on some latent urges.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:57 pm, #101472
*"golf" (not gold???)
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:56 pm, #101470
Dammit MO, I was talkin' to aggiford.
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:56 pm, #101469
That'd be like zappin' fish in a barrel ... which would be the OTHER "gold" of cruelty sports. Only the willing victim would not be nearly as mentally agile.
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:54 pm, #101467
Don't taze me bro!!! zzzzzz *snickers*
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:53 pm, #101464
Me next, me next!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:51 pm, #101461
By "hoser" I'll a**ume you mean "tazer" ... hey, look! Behind you!
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:44 pm, #101457
No way hoser! Take off eh!
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:43 pm, #101455
Hey MO ... hold still, bro.
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 9:31 pm, #101449
Funny, but I like.... oh, fine.
MO - July 28, 2009, 9:29 pm, #101447
Get that tazer delivered yet, Sean?
Sean - July 28, 2009, 9:27 pm, #101445
No line at all. Fishing is the "golf" of recreational cruelty.
Ed-Hyde - July 28, 2009, 10:34 am, #101274
Standing on the beach . . . listening to the wife . . . standing on the beach . . . Gotta go with standing on the beach.
CANADA - July 28, 2009, 9:32 am, #101252
i like this one.done it lots
agdaniele - July 28, 2009, 8:43 am, #101235
Hooks snag on chicken wire.
RONSART - July 28, 2009, 1:33 am, #101167
Thx Mr. TrashHeap...nope never made one...have be a**igned some in the bottom of mine...but just there because of this last re-adjustment...so staying quiet...lol...sure others of mine are lost, but can,t find yet...lol Tunnels Suck...Reposts Suck...etc.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 12:56 am, #101138
5L Ron. Ypo are the f***in master. So in over 1000 posters have you made a single tunnel?
MO - July 27, 2009, 8:03 pm, #100993
Mines got two slap chops!!! She'll hook us up!!! (and a purdy mean right hook)
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:59 pm, #100989
Duuuuude!!! Dude?
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:57 pm, #100986
I'll have my girl make sammiches. Dudes shouldn't make sammiches for other dudes.
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:52 pm, #100980
No h***er! YOU bring samichez, I bring Becks.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:50 pm, #100979
Fishing mit da tuna fish? I'm partial to chicken or (shaddup) pizza... when I fish, I.... wait.... is another dude offering to make sammiches for me? Ummmmm...
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:46 pm, #100977
You don't like Becks...light, but I'd buy you some motor oil. You bring tuna fish samichez.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:31 pm, #100962
(bring beer)
MO - July 27, 2009, 7:14 pm, #100953
If it was easy, they'd call it catching....just saying.


DEVOTION... - Ardent, often selfless affection and dedication, as to a person or principle no matter how dumb you look.


TAGS: what an idiot
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by stygian616

bassboy195 - March 2, 2010, 3:28 pm, #161407
WOO zune XD [anything but ipod]


JACK - Sure, I traded the cow for Magic Beans... Magic Beans that we can grow more cows with! Who's simple NOW Ma?




LIFE - This is what happens when you have none...


TAGS: idiots videogames cod
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by Curus

Benlulz - December 18, 2010, 6:27 pm, #207488
Everyone has his hobby, i do too game a lot but at least it's not as extreme as these guys. 3 For the effort.


EBAY - Just like con-men, punishing the stupid.




DUMBASS -




RACISTS - Not everything written in a different language is Mexican That's Portuguese.


TAGS: racist mexican portuguese idiot
Rating: 2.21/5

More motifakes by Corbyn

lol - January 26, 2009, 6:43 am, #54525
And by the way, Mexicans speak... spanish??? hahaha. Ignorant bastards...
lol - January 26, 2009, 6:42 am, #54524
And by the way, Mexicans speak... spanish??? hahaha. Ignorant bastards...
1337_h4xor - September 16, 2008, 2:22 pm, #21393
mexican guat w/e same thing, speak english or gtfo
... - July 13, 2008, 7:40 pm, #9257
When did 'american' become a 'race'? *blinka* Nation. Sure. natoinality... You are pushing it. But a Race? The only race 'american' counts in involves "NASCAR"...
This guy - June 2, 2008, 3:23 pm, #4829
What's the difference anyway? Its American or its NOT AMERICAN!


FAIL - Idiocy knows no bounds.




I'M OVERQUALIFIED - to be an idiot.




RUMOUR HAS IT - that Jesus would go to Yoshis house




GOOD POINT - Nicely said.




He Said What? -


TAGS: puick up lines for complete idiots
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 17, 2014, 11:49 pm, #252225
Oh go ahead...you're Jesus, you're kinda like a cat...what life are you on now? Love the 5 full sized cats, thanks!
JesusWept - January 17, 2014, 3:48 pm, #252222
Hmm...i think i'll try that one sometime hehe. L L L L L


Lost In Space -


TAGS: government universe stupidity morons idiots
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

steve1961 - January 3, 2014, 5:44 am, #251873
Just noticed this. Take it back, Priss. I love Rob Ford. I'd take him over the opposition any time.
Greybeard - December 1, 2013, 9:41 pm, #251337
The stack has been building for the better part of 30 years....LoL
Bolverk3778 - December 1, 2013, 9:48 am, #251326
Totally agree. I thought that the politicians in the UK were nuts till I caught a a load of some of your 'Representatives' of both houses on C-Span recently. You have a bigger stack of deadwood blocking up your government than we do!!
Greybeard - November 29, 2013, 9:42 pm, #251303
Thank you. :)
MissPriss - November 29, 2013, 9:56 am, #251275
They forgot the super charged morons like Rob Ford! Hey ya grey glad to "see" ya back! 5L for the poster and your timely return.


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